Ⅰ 英語內涵段子，帶翻譯
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一個禿頭的男人坐在理發店裡。發型師問：「有什麼可以幫你嗎？」那個人解釋說：「我本來要去做頭發移植，但實在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。」
「沒問題，」發型師說，然後他很快幫自己剃了個光頭。
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正准備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：「總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？」
Bring me the winner
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
-- 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
Ⅱ 這是內涵段子的那個，求全名
一部電視劇克拉戀人
Ⅲ 我記得有一個游戲是英文名的 現在找不到了 是在內涵段子看到的 有一個白色的小豆豆 打上面的
真空和你
Ⅳ 內涵段子：老師20用英語怎麼讀
內涵段子：老師20用英語怎麼讀
最近我們學校來了一美女老師，20左右，私下都叫她20老師，有一次20老師問：我為什麼叫她20老師？我：老師20用英語怎麼讀？老師害羞的蒙上了臉...
Ⅳ 內涵段子起名字那個放黃光的字母v怎麼搞的。。。
那是會員制
Ⅵ 內涵段子最火的英文歌有哪些
1.samsara
2.like i would-Tom budin remix
3.the next episode
4.toca toca
5.wicked wonderland
6.Ng?u H?ng - Hoaprox(PDD洪荒之力)
7.boom——sevenn
8.light
Ⅶ 內涵段子tv中的男女混聲的英文歌名是什麼
Whatever U Want
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歌手：Christina Milian
語言：國語
所屬專輯：Pop Princesses 2